I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Hello.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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Lindsay Lohan

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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