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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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