- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

What's long and black The unemployment line

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

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