Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Ross.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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