Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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alert('The Game')

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

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You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

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You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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