One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Why did the black man scream in church? He felt like it.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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