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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

Who does creatine? James Cornish

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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