- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What do Chinese kids have that African kids dont? Chinese citizenship and at least one Chinese parent.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

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