- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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