why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "You know, you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate says, "I know, I was just raped by a group of men who thought it would be funny to humiliate me as much as possible. The bartender then called 911 seeing that a horrible crime had just been committed.

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i have no idea, i dont know what goes on in a chicken's brain. the better question would be why was a chicken loose in a city

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When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

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You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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woman's rights

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Gretta has five legs? -no

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

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An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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