- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

Why is Osama dead? He got shot.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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