What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Death by kayak

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

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There were 3 men on a rough each granted one wish to make. The first guy sees a bird and runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a bird and he flies away. The second guy sees a butterfly so he too runs and jumps off the ledge and wishes to be a butterfly and flies away. The third guy telling himself those were all stupid wishes, makes up his mind what he is going to wish for so he runs to the ledge and just after he says "I wish to be" he trips on the ledge and says, "shit!" So his wish was granted and shit he became. The End.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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