A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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A man did not like this site

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

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How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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AIDS

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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