- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Chuck Norris.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

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