why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What is black and blue, with nothing to do? The prostitute in my basement.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

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