- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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