- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

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