- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me i'm going in.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

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