How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What is green and is not grass A frogg

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Roses are red, violets are red, sunflowers are red, HOLY CRAP, MY GARDENS ON FIRE!

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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