- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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