What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Poop

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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