- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

You having friends.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.