Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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