when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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pudding

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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What did the man with one eye say to the woman with one leg at 2 p.m? Good afternoon.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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