What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

thumb_up thumb_down -26

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

thumb_up thumb_down -26

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

thumb_up thumb_down -26

What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

thumb_up thumb_down -26

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

like this or you will die at some point in your life

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

thumb_up thumb_down -26

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

thumb_up thumb_down -26

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

thumb_up thumb_down -28

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops