Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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