Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

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What is not a car park? Clash of clans

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Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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