- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Julie fall off a swing? 'Cause she had no hands. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Julie, that's certain.

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

What did the stick of butter say to the lemon? "I'm a stick of butter"

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

a. why? b. because I wanted

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

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