- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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