Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Tilt your screen back .

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How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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I am fine, hungry but otherwise fine, I sometimes wish that things that come easy to you, did the same for me or others, excuse me, going to grab a bite, I hope we can chat here for a bit, it is not a chatting site the least. Say? Are you still burning mad at me? If not ill gladly give you a call, but if this is a ploy you are scheming in order to gain my trust I might be killing myself.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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