they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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GOODBYE

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

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An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

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whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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