Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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