What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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A man walks into a bar. Since he was only moving at a slow walking pace, he was fine, no further events worth noting occured.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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