Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

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