A man said to another man," you are so stupid you climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side." The second man said," well you were on this side of the wall and I'm going to kick your ass." The second man had been drinking that night.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

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Anti Joke

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