- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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