- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

A dead guy walks into a grave.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

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