Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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I kinda said I did not want to know, sooo... Want to meet up tomorrow? Like for realsies? In that case tell me first (then show me tomorrow as proof), your cough... Vagina, I dont care if its shaven or not, but does it have red hair?

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Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

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What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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I will create more jobs for americans

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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