- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What's your favorite Sylvia Plath quote? "Turn on the oven."

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A man didn't feel well so he went to the toilet. He had explosive diahrria, then felt better.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

A man serves his wife dinner. She laughes and tells him it tastes funny. He then procedes to tell her that is because he put large amounts of poision into the food.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

someone called someone else a frog

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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