rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

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Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Equal rights!

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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