What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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