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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

MRCANN YOUR A FUCKIN' CARROT LERN 2 FOCKIN SIT IN YER HOLE YA FUCKIN PLANT

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

Why did the man take a shower?, he didint smell so good...

what's white and 10 inches? nothing....

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