- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Anti Jokes = Drained

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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