- Anti Joke

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

A apple a day keeps gramar away.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.