Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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All of these jokes are about white people

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What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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