- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the chicken cross the road...

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

My cat just died.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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