Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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jews

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

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EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What happened to the fish? It drowned

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Anti Joke

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