how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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