- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

L.A Clippers 2000-2012 season!!!!

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

miha kako si?

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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