- Anti Joke

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

How do you protect yourself from fire? Kill an orphan and nail its bones to your skin.

your mum

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.