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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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