- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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