What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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What is white and long? A New York winter

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Robin get in the batmobile!

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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