When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

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Will nearis is here! Get it

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Knock Knock.

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what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

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Equal rights!

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Drew Knowles is gay

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I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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