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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

A Black man, a Latino, and a Midget get into a car. They drive to the county fair, get snow cones and ride the tilt-a-whirl.

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

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