- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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