I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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A woman walks out of the kitchen.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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Two horses were discussing their racing records. The first said, "In my whole life I had won ten races." The second horse says, "Well, I've won twelve of those!" A greyhound trotting by chimes in, "Not bragging guys, but in my career, I've won twenty!" "Unbelievable!" exclaimed both horses. "It's a talking dog!"

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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