What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

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So a blonde, brunete, and red head are all on the side of the road for prostitution. so a man walks up to the red head with money. she takes it and runs off. a man goes up to the bruenete and hands her money, but she also takes it and runs. so a man walks up to the blond with money and she says "wait...we get paid to do this?"

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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. . I am a whale

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God is real.

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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knock knock *opens door* WE DON'T WANT ANY!

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Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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