- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

Im taking a shit right now.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Please ignore this statement.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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