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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

Committing Suicide #YOLO

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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