Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Physics. Why did Tommy fall of his bike? He was hit by 3 monkeys and a refrigerator.

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how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

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A man walked into the woods with alzheimers......pancakes

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Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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How do you get four gay men on one stool? You get three more stools.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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Gay rights.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

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