Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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You had 10 bricks on an airplane, you throw one. How many do you now have? 9. How do you get the elephant in the fridge? Open the fridge put the elephant in. How do you get the giraffe in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in. There was an animal meeting, all animals were invited. Which animal was missing? The giraffe, because he's still in the fridge. An old woman wants to cross a river that was full of crocodiles. How does she cross without getting eaten? The crocodiles were at the animal meeting, so she got across safely. She dies anyways. What happened? She was hit by the brick.

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

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A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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So a horse walks into a barn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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