Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

Knock knock, COME IN!

Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Faithful men.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

Three examples of how santa is gay 1) he says HO HO HO 2) he sneaks into your house at night from going down the chimney 3) he knows when u r sleeping and he knows when u r awake BONUS............. Better not pout, you better not cry, better watch out im telling u why.........SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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