What does? 42

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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if you have a name/nickname/brand/version or number, please like this anti joke

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Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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