- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

drugs.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??