Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

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What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Q: What did the shark say while eating the surfer A: Nothing, his mouth was full, and besides....sharks cannot talk.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

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so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

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What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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