For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

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In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

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Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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