- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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