What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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how do you prevent a chicken from contracting aids?? you make him a little chicken condom.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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What has two legs? Half a cat

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What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He thanked the gracious african-descented donor, and with a little luck he just might see his beautiful wife and kids again

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How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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Someone just commented on my joke! ... oh wait it was myself

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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