What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

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Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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