How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

i am writing this because i felt like it.

read this sentence again.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

whats gay and american? a gay american

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Ding dong Who's there Electricity

alert('The Game')

charlie sheen becomes sober.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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