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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Potassium? K.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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