What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

whats white and sticky? a white stick

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

What's 9+10? 19

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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