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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

a man walks into a bar. He left after he drank two beers. Someone pulled his pants down and he didnt notice. when he got home he realized his pants were gone. He returned to the bar to search, but it was a metal bar, and he was fairly stupid. please dont laugh

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

Alchohol.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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