Yo mama is so fat she lost 100 pounds and now she's not fat.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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What do you say if you wake up and see your television floating around at night? Say,"I should probably get to sleep. This is probably an effect of sleep deprivation."

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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