- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

How to you stop the world from ending? You dont the world has been destroyed 5 times over again before and it will most likely happen to us one day.

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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