A Muslim, a Buddhist, and a Christian are on a plain. They have to jump off for some reason. The Muslim straps a bomb to his chest, jumps out of the plain, and screams "AHLA AKBAH"!!!! The Buddhist jumps out and says save me heavenly Buddha. A giant golden hand catches him and lightly places him on land. The Christian says "aw hell with this" and jumps out, then says "save me heavenly Buddha". The giant golden hand places him down gently on land. The Christian then says "thank god". The giant golden hand comes back down and kills him.

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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