They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

A bar walks into a man

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Albino African Americans

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

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