Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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So a bar walks into a man...

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Once opon a time there was a black America He name was Bob

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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