- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

homosexual rights to marriage

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

I like school Said no one ever.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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