- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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can you pass the soap?

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

Dwarf Shortage

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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