Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Anti Joke

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