- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Henry's mom packed Henry sweaters And lots of things besides sweaters Henry went to war He saw lots of gore Logically, he wouldn't need a sweater because he had to wear his uniform during the battle. Did i mention that Henry likes chocolate?

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