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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? mindblown

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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