In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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