Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Whatever their names happen to be.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? *smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it*

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