Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

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Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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GOODBYE

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

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If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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Q: Why couldn't Billy breathe? A: Because when the truck ran over him his lungs were crushed.

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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