- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

woman's rights

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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