To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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