Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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