What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Ross.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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