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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

someone called someone else a frog

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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