What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

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Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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