Chuck Norris does not get sick; He only gets sick when his immune system is weak.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

Guess What??? Ur Murr

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

Anti Joke

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