- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

No it doesnt..

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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