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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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