- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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