- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What's 1+1? 69.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

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