What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

Apple hates Blackberry.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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