- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

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