- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

I dont have a girlfriend

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

What do you call a woman with one leg? I don't know. I am not in the position, currently, of knowing anyone who finds themselves in such an unfortunate condition.

Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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