What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

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