- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Flowers are colors Love me

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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