What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

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Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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Jehovas Witnesses: Summer vacation edition reality show: BItch: Do you know Jesus? Guy: Goddammit you A*Beep*SSHOLES again! I keep telling you all this is m0thertrucking Spain, I know like 500 Jesus`s living in this town alone! *slams door* Moral: Everybody knows at least something about the goddamn Jesus! Ill try asking "Is he the guy that lives downstairs?" Next time and see what happens.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What do you call a guy who stabs cereal? A cereal killer.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

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Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

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Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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