There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Faithful men.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

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What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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