- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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