- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

quantum physics?

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Neither did she.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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