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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Want to burn 3000 calories in under 5 MINUTES? Take a store bought pizza and put it in the over for as long as you want. Just watch the calories burn away in a puff of smoke!

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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