What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

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- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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There is a mom a dad and a son, they walk into the museum and the dad is in the bathroom.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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