Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

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What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Urban ghettos

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

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Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

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how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

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Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

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se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

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Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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