- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

A gay man watches football.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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