What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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all these jokes are horrible now

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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