Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

Barman: Why the long face? Horse: To support my twelve molars and twelve premolars which help me chew grass so I can swallow it properly.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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