Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

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What was Joe's old name? Joe, I lied about the old part.

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What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There Not Sally Why was the boy sad? Because he dropped his ice cream cone Why'd he drop his ice cream cone? Because he got ran over by a bus Why'd he get run over by a bus? BECAUSE SALLY WAS DRIVING

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Justin beiber comment if u get it

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how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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