- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

all these jokes are horrible now

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

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