- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

Go away still nothing to see

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

homosexual rights to marriage

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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