Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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dat shoe shine tho

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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how many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? none, they hire mexicans to do it

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

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A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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