- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

What rhymes with milk...milf

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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