Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

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When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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