- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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