- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why was the walrus wearing braces? It wasn't, because it his highly unlikely that people would care about a walrus's dental issues. The walrus would most likely cope with his irregular teeth and move on with its life.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Yes

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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