How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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Apple hates Blackberry.

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What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

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what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

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As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Tunechi

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What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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