Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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