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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

roses are red violets are green id love to flick owen cliffords mams bean

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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