- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

u know whats a crime? rape

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Women.

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