- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny and old? I really do'nt know

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

Tony Romo

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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