- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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