What's 9+10? 19

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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