:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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Black people stink of shite!

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Knock knock... Home invasion

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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