- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Potassium? K.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??