- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

I had 99 problems Solved them all

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

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