Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

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Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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