Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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knock, , knock , who's there the gas man the gas man who ? the gas man who is gonna turn your gas off !

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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what looks like a banana? a penis

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