Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, the enslavement of blacks over hundreds of years.

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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