Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

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How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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