roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

God is real.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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