Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

the WNBA.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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