- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

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