- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Why Do Black People Love Watermelon? Because Its A Delicious Fruit.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

A guy walks into a bar

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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