What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

j.p. is dumb

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

Q- Why? A- Why not?

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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