What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

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How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

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Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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