Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Knock Knock. Shut up.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What comes after 69? 70

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Dumbledore dies.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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