what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Indians

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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