- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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