What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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I'm so punny.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

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Why was Helen Keller deaf, blind, and a woman? She was a bad driver.

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

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How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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Sloths

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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