What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

catlin: hi Thomas: shut up bich 12 assssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss2ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssl;

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

i have yougurt mit traktor

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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