- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

This is not funny.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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