Balboa. Watch as Apollo Creed`s nephews son is trained by Rocky Balboa`s grandson`s neighbor to participate in the new highschool musical will they win this years golden plate? Spoiler: No they did well but lost to Clubber Lang`s and Ivan Drago`s gay sons adopted lovechild`s ballet number. But people kept cheering "BALBOA BALBOA BALBOA!" As Rocky Balboa`s grandson kept yelling "ADRIAAN, ADRIAAAAAAN!" while a picture of Rocky`s grandchild is shown in the background together with the American flag. Moral: This script may or might not have been made for a quick cash in, anyway, its coming out the next radioactive winter 2705.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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roses are red poo is poo

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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