a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Grace Ackerson

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

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How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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