What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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