- Anti Joke

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Apple hates Blackberry.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.