- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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