- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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