- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??