Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

You are joking right?

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

Nothing. He made it home safely.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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