- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

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