- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

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