Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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poo

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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vitamin c

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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