- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

God is real.

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

this website is a bad joke

Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

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