- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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