What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

What did john say to bob Hey bob

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

The holocaust

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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