Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

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A blond, a brunet, and a red head jumped off a bridge. Which one hit the ground first? In order to solve this problem you would first need to figure out witch of the three had more of a body mass. Then you would need to calculate the accretion in case one brought along a cow. However, in the end the outcome is always the same: 3 dead bodies on impact and 3 mourning families.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

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Anti Joke

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