- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Urban ghettos

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

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