Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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CAVE JOHNSON.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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this website is a bad joke

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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How do you prevent a baby from crawling all over the place? You nail his hands to the floor

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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