- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

A gay man watches football.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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