As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

A miserable man committed suicide.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why does Beyonc'e sing ''to the left to the left''? Because black women have no rights.

This is my favorite antijoke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

hashtags suck balls

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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