A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Whats cold and frozen? ice

How you know when dislextic

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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