- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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