What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Tell me fuck you Fuck you No fuck your mum

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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HOLY COW!

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Q:Why does poop stink? A: it comes from butts.

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Where does a successful black person live? Neverland.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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