- Anti Joke

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word