- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

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