What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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