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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Kid 1: Mama why is my name Daisy? Mama: Because when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head! Kid 2: Mama why is my name Rose? Mama: Becuase it was a nice name.

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

What is the difference between a Homosexual and a Heterosexual? They are both Black.

Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

yo momma so fat, it appears she has two chins

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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