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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? Because she was very careless and swung too high.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

what happened to your carpool? they died.

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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