What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

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One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

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timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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What did the kid in the wheelchair get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

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Why couldn't Billy see the show? Because Billy is blind.

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What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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PROS = good things CONS = bad thing So, if PROgress is a good thing...then why is the US government call CONgress?

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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How do Mexicans like their eggs? It's a matter of personal opinion, of course.

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What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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