- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

An Asian with a big dick.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

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