Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Andoni was here

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

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A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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