- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

How did the man die? He was killed alive.

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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