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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

I like my coffee the way I like Christina Aguilera - I don't.

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

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